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Joe Biden Admits Taking Viagra Before Attending State of the Union Address

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WASHINGTON – During Tuesday night’s State of the Union address Vice President Biden admitted to Speaker of the House John Boehner that he’d accidentally taken Viagra pills before arriving for the event. This morning, after giving a talk on shotgun ownership to seniors at a Bethesda nursing home, the vice president came clean when reporters confronted him with Boehner’s claim. REPORTER:  Mr. Vice President, Speaker Boehner said you took Viagra before the State of the Union address Tuesday night. BIDEN: (looking surprised) He did? REPORTER:  He said you told him you thought you were taking your daily vitamins and realized too late it was Viagra. BIDEN: (smiling) Well, looks like the cat’s out of the bag now, huh? REPORTER:  So it’s true? BIDEN:  OK, you got me. Look, it was an accident. I was rushing to get ready and I picked up the wrong pill bottle. REPORTER:  How many did you take? BIDEN:  Oh, I don’t know for sure. A handful. (Biden winked) And I was revved up big time, let me tell ya. REPORTER:  Some people are saying it explains some of your antics on stage during the president’s speech. BIDEN:  My antics? REPORTER:  The smiling and pointing …. […]

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